Fucking Peasants

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suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

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hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

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urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

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cupcakesandbrimstone:

i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while

like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’

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gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.

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humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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assliam:

im either annoying or annoyed like thats it

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andineversawspring:

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

oh my god

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westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

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